Ripoff Rodney

Braedon will do almost anything for money and anyone that really knows him is not surprised when I say that. So he decided to have a drawing and give away some of his things. He tells Taelor that if she gives him $1 he will give her 10 tickets for his drawing. He tells Dawson he should give him $5 for 100 tickets. I stop him mid-sentence to tell Taelor and Dawson to think about what they are doing. You too are the ONLY ones in the drawing, you know that don't you, I tell them. They said they don't care cause they really want to win this squishy ball!! Braedon then yells at me and says that he is going to ask other people so they WON"T be the ONLY ones!! Okay whatever!! So they fill out their name on the tickets and about an hour later Braedon decideds to do the drawing (because he can't wait, he has no patience). So first he draws Taelor's name then Dawson's and everyone is fine. Then comes the squishy ball that is the most coveted prize. Taelor wins it and Dawson stomps off mad!! Taelor is happy but is feeling bad for Dawson, so she tries to give it to Dawson. Dawson walks over to Braedon and tells him to give his money back and then says, "We should change your name to Ripoff Rodney!!" Taelor then pipes in and wants her money back too. They throw their prizes at him and walk away. Taelor turns around looks at him and says,"Yeah Ripoff Rottney!!!" I thought I was going to die laughing. It is still funny as I write this!!