Now where is that.....

So for about the last month I have been wondering what I did with Braedon's football pads. I have looked in every conceivable spot. Looked high and low and still no where to be found. Shane askes me every now and then if I have found them. Still my answer is no. Why can I not remember where anything is!!! Am I getting early alzheimers? (Don't even know if I spelled that right!!) So now I have to find my Marriage Certificate and my Birth Cerfifcate for some insurance thing for Shane to prove that we are married!! Now do you think I could find them....no sir!! My house is not that big....you would think I would run across them somewhere. I am at the point of screaming and yelling at myself but where would that get me. It is still I that must find these missing items!! So here I sit still waiting, wondering, hoping they will pop out and yell SURPRISE!!! But that isn't happening so I guess I will continue the search!